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Francis, 33 years old, is the king of soft porn. His company, Mantra Entertainment, makes as much as $40 million a year in sales. The University will be free to students, so long as they live in the dorms, where their images will be videotaped and livestreamed on the internet.
Amongst the classes offered at Girls Gone Wild University are the history of hot lesbian action, geometry of the vagina, and learning to love anal.
Francis has already hired a team of professors for his college including visiting adjunct professors, Charlie Sheen and Drew Carey, who are close friends of Francis.
"If she were to go to Northwestern University, it would have cost us a bundle," said Mrs. Sintrello. "Plus, we knew she was going to get totally drunk and have alcohol-fueld sex with total strangers at parties. She may as well do it in this safe environment which is monitored by cameras. And she gets free Girls Gone Wild T-shirts, thongs and backpacks. This is a great deal."
Girls Gone Wild University will field several sports teams. The team mascot is "The Fighting Dildos" and the school color, used in all sports uniforms, is see-through.
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